Astroblack

I'd rather Perez went to Spurs then sit on our bench. Fuck this, man.

Embarrassing, frustrating, just fucking down right irritating ffs.

Has to work on the confidence. We look so freaking scared to go forward.

So so poor in the final third. Get Ayoze on! The starting lineup simply doesn't have the creativity to make something happen.

It has, right? Dunno how.

Scared of Moses. He always plays well against us. Cunt. Hated him since he turned us down to go to Wigan.

50-50 with that line up. Have some balls and drop either Anita or Colback and play Ayoze.

Really nervous about this game, but I can't wait as well. Holding off eating so I can match up my lunch break with it.

I like Mourinho but you nailed it on the head there.

Yes! Was scared to say on here but the first time I saw him I thought that too.

This dude talking bout computers, man.

Tedious cunts. What a stupid discussion. Have a word with yourself.

Wait, don't tell me he wasn't? Yeah, but still. It's about him having the confidence to take on players in that position. Something no other players on that team do.

His parody account has to be the best of all time.

Aye was not expecting that bit at all. Always hear about the abuse Barnes got, why is that?

We looked good second half. Congrats to Wayne for the landmark. Great play and finish from Kane. He may not be scoring for Spurs but he's involved in everything good for them this season, the goals will come. Also happy for Sterling winning that penalty in the manner that he did. Far too many times do I hear this moral thing with England. How we have to be saints, and all that. Fuck that. Win at all costs. Nice to have a cunt in the team. Especially one who knows he's a cunt.

The 3-2 when Wilshire scored was fun. I can't think of any international games that were entertaining. Maybe that Germany 7-1.

Went off injured about two minutes in.

Delph

Gameweek 5 Everton 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Stoke Palace 0-2 City Norwich 3-3 Bournemouth Watford 1-2 Swansea WBA 1-0 Southampton Man Utd 0-0 Liverpool Sunderland 1-1 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Villa West Ham 2-2 Newcastle

I can't stop laughing at this.

Just saw his best 11. I know it's his personal selection, but I was disappointed to not see many Newcastle players in there.

Worst player in our squad is without a doubt Williamson. Worst player in our starting 11 might be Colback and it pains me to say that as I've defended him more than most.