Astroblack

I used to work at a bank and we had something similar in reference to customer service: SHINE. Smile, Handshake, can't remember the I, say your Name and use theirs, and E for eye contact. Anyway, when you actually put it into practice, it worked 90% of the time. People can be dicks and have their guard up and using that would actually make them pleasant to be around. It's all about application and belief sometimes.

That's all true. Time will tell, though. He seems to get better every season so hopefully that'll come into his game. Found this. Against Burnley, but he's improving. http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2015/03/05/98-touches-76-passes-is-jordan-henderson-now-liverpools-most-imp/

In what way? He's got great technique. I like that about him.

Not top-six enough. Matty Upson got called up way more than he should have and his average finishing position was probably 14th.

Oh come on now...

I think Shawcross is injured. EDIT: He's back. He should get a chance. He's consistent.

Shows how shit we are.

Imagine playing football in that on a hot sunny day.

Suarez can play for Uraguay but Terry shouldn't play for England. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/765381/john-terry-torpedo-dive-o.gif

He's not looked that impressive since the turn of the year. Without Matic in front he's looked ordinary. But aye overall he's probably been the best CB this season. I think he needs to be recalled. He'd add some much needed experience to the team. Plus him and Cahill are Chelsea's CBs.

It would be funny if he doesn't get the job cause he's saying all the right things.

John Terry is.

It's killing you inside he's having a good game, isn't it?

No shit he's English, but he is British and on this forum, that's a sin.

Well he's a Geordie. The only English player to get any recognition on here was Scholes. Even Bale was slated before he went to Madrid.

Exactly!

Loool. He's played well here, in one game. He must be mint like He a good keeper. If you're English, you're shit seems to be the opinion.

Joe Hart is shit according to everyone on here.

Garbo pen

PEN

Hart's been fantastic tbf.

That might be the first time I've seen Iniesta get dispossessed in my life.

Cheap bastards are using one of these to do the calculations. http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/e/01/e01907152dc21359b1ca7b2afdbdb1cd-orig

I can't stop laughing at this one.

My man John Mensah. Up there with Anelka CL Final & Stam Euro semi's - as the most obvious penalty misses in the history of football. Ha! Remember that Stam one like it was yesterday. Turned to my brother and said "he's gonna blast it over, watch!"