NSG

Chronicle reporting he'll cost 11mill.

Born on the Tyne Bridge tbh. Half Geordie, half Gateshead.

Does my nut in when people say they are half this, quarter that etc. No you're not. You "are" where you were born.

It's because they slapped that restraining order on you mate

Riquelmes free kicks have been Emre'esque.

3-0 all over quality

Luque heard this and did somersaults

You'll have no problems for Wigan.

Ayala you clown

I'm sure if you're coming a long distance for a special occasion then they'll sort you out pre gen sale if you write to them.

What's wrong with it? It's full for a start!

Had a cracking Copa America and having a good final.

BTW What a shite stadium.

Hope Brazil win. Put the cheating Argies in their place.

The Sunday Sun in the captains thread.

Overrun in the centre TBH.

Thank f*** they're narrowing pitches to 20 yards wide

SSN presenters pissing themselves at the Ronaldinho link. Don't blame them.

Imagine the press conference: "We'd like to introduce three new superstars: Ronaldinho, Queuedrue and Fanni"

Watch this make the Ronnie on monday now

Why? He's not the worst player in the world and certainly a better option than Duscher.

Regular starter for Argentina Check A young whippersnapper at 32 Check Free agent Check

Currently a free agent. Work a sneaky trial after the Copa America?