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Aye basically...

@TeamOM_Officiel: Pour @lolympien_fr Remy est rentré en transit sur Marseille pour filer ensuite a Newcastle pour les formalités du transfert #TeamOM Google translate. @ TeamOM_Officiel: To @ lolympien_fr Remy returned to Marseille in transit then spinning in Newcastle for the transfer formalities # TeamOM This right?

Haha I wouldn't dare.

@Joey7Barton: Good luck to Loic in Newcastle. Don't worry i've told him what to expect. Great guy. Perfect club for him. #toonarmy

Isn't it Wendy Taylor who does the personal type tweets? The shop ones look to be linked into an automated 'shop' alert, similar to those when you post something on tumblr etc.

Lad who told my mate about the Bigi medical in the summer has just texted him saying Colo's handed in a transfer request. Don't shoot the messenger, just telling you what I've been told. Think they've hoyed it up on the @shiteseats account. In short, family are unhappy for an unspecified (unconfirmed) reason and kids are out of school because of it.

To be fair, reading that article, there are no quotes and nothing new in it. It's just re-hashed with a journalists 'take' on things. I'll bide my time and wait and see whats what.

Honestly refusing to believe this until another paper runs with it, or we get something from the club. The vultures are out for Newcastle at the moment, so taking things with a pinch of salt for now.

Whats fucking Gareth Southgate doing at our training? Cabaye In Canaries Contention

Is he better than Williamson? If so, he adds something. He plays in a different position. So does Williamson...normally 4 foot away from where he's supposed to be.

Is he better than Williamson? If so, he adds something.

Do it in French next time, it'll be lapped up like '72 Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

I seem to have struck quite a negative chord with my pissed rant. I'll refrain from doing so in future.

Clearly it is. . However I'll have to consult google on this.

Wrong analogy sorry, poor choice, too late now though. He is an infection to our back four though.

Absolutely no fucking need man. Utter utter bollocks coming up with shit like this. IMO Just my opinion. He's been dogshit when we bought him and wasn't even a Championship player then. Three years later and we still haven't replaced him. Massively weak link in everything we do. Apologies if I caused offence by comparing him to a deadly disease, but in terms of football and problems in our side, he is a deadly disease.

I'm an improvement on Williamson as even though I'm fat, slow and shit, I haven't got the turning circle of an articulate lorry and can pass a ball. In fact, aids is an improvement on Williamson.

What will be the crack for team colours? Old toon tops, one home and one away, or we got to do red vs blue?

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Well I'm not playing then. It's my ball and I'm going home. Nah not bothered to be fair. Just don't expect owt special.

And American playing football? Pfffftt. One fat lad available for a DM/CM/Slow RB role. Level = alreet. Can ping a pass, take a corner and tackle. Just don't ask for any skill or beating anyone for pace. Play fives twice/three times a week. Preferably on bowlingcrowftys team and NSG's. Danke. Edit: probably fit enough for a half at the moment.

Danny Graham really doesn't hate us. Pretty sure he tweets wishing us luck etc all the time (when it doesn't affect them). Also bowlingcrofty used to go to school with him...pretty sure he's said he's a mag.

Picture of him in Newcastle Airport or it isn't happening.

Big red Bentley isn't it? Also has a massive hummer. (oo er)

Any Carroll on twatter. Not going to end well.