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The bucket hat is exceptional. Pretty sure fishing is a normal pastime mind. Not cuddling captive lions.

Cos he writes in the same style and acts like a fucking fruit loop?

Remember when we signed Owen. Me and my mates were in Budapest crowded round the hotel computer on NUFC.com hungover to fuck.

Better times. That and teletext.

Craig NoHope. Must live his life in internal misery.

He did. Somewhere not long after it was pretty much confirmed as happening.

Luke Edwards on his holidays.

? does make me laugh mind. We’ve pretty much spent that already.

We’d never do that to Luke surely? ?

He’s a fucking fraud. Ignore. Absolute chancer

Hope the Milan END store has decent shutters/windows as that’ll be getting a good kicking later.

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Any relation to Alan?

He can come support us.

Agent meets Milan directors, and then flies to London to meet ours. Sounds like it’s owwwwwwn

Euros...

Genuinely never heard of him until this story so absolutely not arsed ?. Sounds good. If we get him then fair, but I don’t know enough about Serie A these days to care.

Can’t wait to sign him for £50m just to see the fume.

Same source rubbishing it. We’ll see

Italian teams though innit. Skint. Plus he might have a release clause.

Thanks for the Championship season. Thanks for being dogshit against Norwich and J7 having to find himself. Bye.

Corking gig and atmosphere yesterday.

Bullshit peddled by them. He might not have been a full on enthusiast during the Ashley years (who was if we’re honest?) but he was a fan growing up. Lad on my team was best mates with him as a kid, and my mate is his manager. Definitely 100% toon fan.

Over the noon

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