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Written by that bald nonce? No thanks.

Just glad I don’t have to see this thread mentioned again after this is done.

Did I see we’ve offered Frazer and £££ apparently

Genuinely bored of hearing his name.

This cunt signed yet?

This is the end of this transfer then.

Know nowt nonce that he is. Has he apologised for the Barella bollocks yet? I’ve blocked him a long while back.

For some reason every time I see this lads name my brain reads Toenail. Paul Scholes.

The bucket hat is exceptional. Pretty sure fishing is a normal pastime mind. Not cuddling captive lions.

Cos he writes in the same style and acts like a fucking fruit loop?

Remember when we signed Owen. Me and my mates were in Budapest crowded round the hotel computer on NUFC.com hungover to fuck.

Better times. That and teletext.

Craig NoHope. Must live his life in internal misery.

He did. Somewhere not long after it was pretty much confirmed as happening.

Luke Edwards on his holidays.

? does make me laugh mind. We’ve pretty much spent that already.

We’d never do that to Luke surely? ?

He’s a fucking fraud. Ignore. Absolute chancer

Hope the Milan END store has decent shutters/windows as that’ll be getting a good kicking later.

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Any relation to Alan?

He can come support us.

Agent meets Milan directors, and then flies to London to meet ours. Sounds like it’s owwwwwwn

Euros...

Genuinely never heard of him until this story so absolutely not arsed ?. Sounds good. If we get him then fair, but I don’t know enough about Serie A these days to care.