NEWCASTLE United striker Andy Carroll will miss next weekend's Tyne-Tees derby clash with Middlesbrough because of suspension.
The Geordie ace picked up his fifth booking of the season during Saturday's 2-2 draw at Barnsley and as a result will serve an automatic one-game ban.
http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/carroll-blow-ahead-of-boro-20091213_2240137_1903650
Manchester United about a shock loan swap that would see defender Steven Taylor exchanged for hitman Federico Macheda.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/635358/TOON-IN-CHEEKY-LOAN-SWAP-OFFER-TO-FERGIE.html
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