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Nerp.

I suppose he'll just end up getting a Pardew nickname anyway. Rivy or Manny or something.

Why does his nickname have to be Manu? We need to change that.

Is this going to be one of those where they never bother to officially announce it and he just shows up on the pitch?

Just when we thought things couldn't get worse.

Journalists

You tell me. It's from that website http://www.squawka.com/ it's the new toy everyone's using right now, comparing players with Matrix database, 90 metrics and shit. I really don't like the Americanization of our sport. WHOA. Keep us out of this.

What style hairdo is he currently sporting?

The top looks like the front of an academic hood. Fucking ridiculous.

"You're just a shit Lance Armstrong."

Can't say that shit to the Silver Fox, man!

"Only this long 'till I sign with a Champions League club. Ca-ching!"

This calls for a couple gin drinks. Teutonic.

They fucking deserve this.

5,760 more minutes, please. Please? Pretty please?

Before going back to their plans for world domination.

I wonder what Jack White thinks about this?

So many schmexy Argintine ladies distraught.

Well schmexy.

Reminescent of that James Rodriguez goal.

Fucking beautiful!

You're watching Univision, but on ABC Ian Darke was saying the ref was doing a good job keeping things under control. I was

Is Darke on crack?

Neuer is a f***ing coward. Anything but I'd say. Nah. Keeps acting the tough guy but leads with his knee to make sure he doesn't get hurt. That's how it looks to me. He's got that right knee up so he's in a protected position.

Did Ian Darke just say "twinkletoes run"?