B-more Mag

Fox Desportes apparently has it. Not paying for a Spanish language package though.

Carver math .0167 .500 .333 :anguish: 1.000

13 more times of this.

Well he does have the pink scarves and the mincing way he runs.

It's a crime that there are still more matches this season.

I'm not entirely comfortable with this beating teams that we should be beating business.

Ashley is 100% "Who the fuck is Ketsbaia?"

http://i.imgur.com/MOfv0wx.jpg

You're waiting for so many sports people to die. I feel like kind of a dick about it sometimes, but then I remember they're really just soulless lizard people, so it's okay.

This evil bastard still not dead yet?

http://i.imgur.com/4v6zdDP.jpg

Fair points.

Poor guy has gone insane since he left.

False and misleading is what it is. Reprehensible.

Technically it should be "Alan Pardew does not decide to join Crystal Palace today."

Alright. This is bullshit. I'm calling it. PARDEW IS OFFICIALLY GONE!!!

I'm not sure exactly when I should be focusing my celebratory drinking. I did some yesterday, but this is going on for a long time and I'm no age for a three-day bender. I guess tomorrow, as it coincides with New Year's, but then it seems like the No Pardew celebration gets overshadowed by the New Year's celebration and doesn't get enough attention in its own right. OHHHH DAMMNNN YOU PARDEW, YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING!!!!!

What's the celebratory meal, Tommy? Roast beef au jus at the Marietta Diner. I haven't had one since I posted the pic where each half of it was the size of my forearms in the what are you eating thread. Think it's called for. I just took a look at their online menu. http://i.imgur.com/RROFG6A.png

These concepts of big clubs and small clubs, and it being wrong for fans of clubs who haven't had success for awhile wanting to see some ambition, is just weird to me. As if it's just okay to have a few teams win everything all the time because "hey, they're big clubs" and anybody else trying to get their club to push forward is delusional. Fuck that.

Never had him pegged as an elder abuser. http://www.stopelderabuse.co.uk/

Stole Steve Parish's lunch.

That's the most effete tiger ever.

Nope.

I believe. I BELIEVE. I FINALLY BELIEVE! http://i.imgur.com/XggerMQ.gif

I'm beginning to almost start feeling http://i.imgur.com/eAwQmwM.gif