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Hope everybody’s okay. Stay safe.

People all out of their element, not knowing what to do when we're not in the old pattern of monitoring, derisory bids, "it's hard to get strikers", "we're expecting one or two more", all hopes pinned on one player, everything falls apart, "couldn't get it over the line", loan for rando washed up player.

1st division is 20 clubs with the last 4 being relegated and 4 coming from 2nd division. There's no conferences or anything like that, if you are lets say from Manaus (Amazonas) and you have a game in Porto Alegre (farthest capital south in Brazil) you're travelling(Most big clubs in Brazil are in SouthEast and South). Also, that's the big difference between European and South American football besides the money, here the travels are INSANE, specially when you face teams in high altitudes, La Paz is like 7km above sea level, in Brazil alone you have cities where this time of the year the temperature is something like 5ºC and others like where I live with 30ºC on the same country. There are separate state leagues too, though, right? So a club could be playing in both the national league and a state league (or something like that)?

But, then again, he might be a JEM.

Do these hookers have parachutes?

Transfer window: sometimes maybe good; sometimes maybe shit.

I'm running out of players to scout on Transfermarkt.

Is Media Foot fungal?

Weird way to phrase the question, too, given that we actually have already signed a player in the £30-40m range this window. Presumably he just means "another player".

An actual CEO. It's like the entire club is detoxing from the era of Ashley + Mort/Llambias/Charnley/probably-some-other-stooge-I-forgot. The DTs are almost gone.

I always despised them, but R.I.P.

It's Noni time.

Still, it'll be nice seeing some of our academy kids either make it through to the first team or, if not, at least not have nearly all of them end up with "Released" next to their name.

Fuuuuuuck. Need to whip our academy and reserves into shape, man. Edit: Click to embiggen.

I love this thread.

LOOK, ALL OF US ARE SAYING THE CLUB WON'T PAY INFINITE MONIES FOR SOME OR ALL PLAYERS. IT'S HARD.

Now understand conversations are being had about amounts of fees to pay for players and which ones and how many. But things may change.

Have it on good authority that if a thing happens with a player it could be a deal happening with us. We have shown interest in players. But the fee may be a factor.

Fucking wish my job consisted of saying shit like if there's a deal to be done things may change.

It's still wild to me for these scenarios to even be plausible.

Jonjo = Bez; Wee Man = Flava (even if not quite tall enough)