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Any word on where the transfer chopper is? Do we still have a transfer chopper?

That's @Skirge

Alopecia!

HELLO, UNIVERSE? I'M READY FOR ALL THE GOOD THINGS FROM THE TAKEOVER NOW!

The timing of the takeover was so fucking unfortunate. Devastating to have that happen, and not be able to turn it around.

Fucking christ

Defenders looked like they were running in molasses.

That was fucking beautiful from ASM.

A fap decade and a half! Raw deal, that.

Sung to the tune of J. Geils Band’s Freeze Frame.

The Athletic selling out to The New York Times.

Kay. Done.

brb, shooting Atletico a DocuSign sub.

FRENKIE SAY RELAX

Someone point him to a decent barber and I think we'll be sorted.

Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!!

It's all about the accumulation of points, you see.

Nice peloton.

Pelican.

I am ready for all the good takeover-related things now, please

Good fucking god, man.

Backing up the drive to get out and say hello to the fans is as class is gets.