Rocker

Chimbonda? I despise the little pleb

Well I welcomed Geremi as a good player to use at either right back or defensive midfield but I'm pretty sure you said he wouldn't be much use in either position. Where do you see him playing then? I wouldn't have him anywhere as a starter, good squad player though. He can play either of those positions up to a point, but I see him first and foremost as a right winger. Dyer can't cross to save his life, Solano's getting on and Milner might well suffer fatigue given the amount of games he's played, so he'll be useful cover there. cover for Milner? Are you serious? Why not?

Tynemouth Longsands massive!

Planet. My bet.

Ace Ventura 3 hits the box office, Albert Luque saves four cats from a burning Tyneside factory and Bobby Robson takes over from Gordon Brown at number ten.

Babayaro, follwed closely by Carr.

Quality

No, he deserves uncalled for abuse, like most of the England team