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Having my vitals measured every second of the day would stress me off my box.

I'd like to think it's always been this toxic, that's it's charm, really.

That cunt Paul from The Toon Review has turned heel and face on Eddie Howe so many times I’m starting to call him The Big Show.

Nearly done.

Fucking mad decision, wasn't it?

Absolutely.

About the going rate in London, these days. Thatcher's Britain. Am I right?

Hi Ross, you look like you have something to say? Do you!?

Can you post the answers, please?

The most successful Newcastle manager in multiple generations.

Solanke, John McGinn, Tavernier, Kalvin Phillips, and Eric Dier.

“HOWE ON THE BRINK: Newcastle Boss BACKED… But Told ‘EVOLVE OR YOU’RE OUT’ as Saudi Chiefs Plot Brutal Summer CLEAR-OUT!”

Well, he's not been good either.

Over the last year or so (maybe since the cup final win and all the madness that came with it), something’s properly shifted for me with Newcastle. I feel like I can completely separate the football from my personal and family life now. Still care, still watch, still get into it… but it doesn’t bleed into everything else anymore. If we lose, I’m not walking around raging or miserable all weekend. No more being a grumpy dad or husband because we’ve had a shocker. It’s like I’ve accidentally learned how to compartmentalise it without even trying. Honestly, it’s fucking amazing. Feels weirdly liberating. Anyone else found themselves in the same boat? edit- just read some of the threads. Absolutely fucking not.

Apologises when he ejaculates.

Such an easy person to absolutely hate.

Mad cunts.

It's more Tim Key, to be fair.