Rocker

Gemmill's going to start the body count soon, like.

We're signing Luke Chadwick?

Colours.

Just going to dig out my Troisi sig from well over ayear ago.

Armchair fans around the world will be in outrage at this one man assault. I'm a season ticket holder, but I didn't go today. Only planned to see the away friendlies this year.

Mines not arrived yet either...

and to me, of course, for setting this up for you...

5.8 and 2.9?

Luque and Pandiani had a scuffle, TT.

Aha! I shall do.

No ouch, public knowledge already.

That wasnt even me

We already know that to be true....

Of course, my soul mates.

Aye, he'd be better off speaking to you! You sent about a thousand in my name! Aye, I'll be on as John Watson, he said its eight o'clock, but could be shifted later on in the evening depending how things run.

How come you've managed to get on there? Not sure mate. He must be ringing around trying to find someone who wasnt a complete retard ( I just made it) They keep your number from when you text in, anyway.

Hey lads, Garth Bremald from 5 Live contacted me on my mobile just 30 mins ago, and he's asked me to be on the show on Monday night. Its apparently a 'big club' night, and fans from Liverpool, Chelsea, Man United, Arsenal ad Tottenham will be on. He wants my piece to be primarliy on Big Sam, and the new board. He's also asked me to be available throughout the season, so he can get a fans view of the situation at the club as the season progresses. Really decent oppurtunity to get some points out there, and for us, it's a massive media outpiece. Great oppurtunity tbh.

If you live up here, just gaan

Remember when some people were shitting bricks when they thought we were going to be overtaken by the scum this season? They are nowhere near premiership level, and they only people they can hope to attract are shite past it Irish players and Man United cast-offs and reserves.

Poor mans Viduka

Providing people haven't already bought the home and away kit. If this kit was a stunner, and we had it guaranteed for two or three years, and it was guaranteed that we'd actually wear it (IE, it was an official away kit and not an alternate kit) - people would buy it. However, this is totally different. Even if it is a nice kit, i'm not going to bother with this, and i'm one of those who'll buy shirts willy-nilly. I've spent £110 on Newcastle shirts already this season, and i can imagine plenty others will have done aswell. It's blatant exploitation. We don't need this kit in any way shape or form. Just, if it takes a fiver to make, they're gonna squeeze atleast some profit out of it by releasing it. I said masses wouldn't buy it, but some people will. It'll do well in 10 or 12 years as a collectors item, no doubt. A la the Sheffield Wednesday green kit. Only exploitation if you buy it though :parky:

Oba capturing a woodcock

Or topless standing on a wheelie bin....' alouette geordie alouette'