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I hate that cunt as much as I hate Bruce.

Sorry to hear it mate. Stay strong.

'Do you want to try this new pill to treat your herpes? It costs almost nothing, has no side effects and if it doesn't work we'll donate the money you spent to a foodbank'. 'No thanks, that's insane'.

I think the quote you're referring to is “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Fucking duckegg.

Bang on

You could've just said ' I don't want to be a member for the Trust.' The 'simple as that' part is a little catty.

He looks like he's been up a chimney in the 19th century.

I suspect it's fully backed by the consortium.

Dokko mate, reign it in.

Email is dropping at 10am.

It's a pound.

It's definitely not. I have no idea why accounts like this exist. I don't know why someone would get off from hoodwinking fellow supporters. Is this common place with other teams supporters, too?

No. I'm not.

I have no confidence we're staying up

Bruce will not be here next season. Ashley is gambling he can keep us up this year. It's his final gamble. Ashley and Bruce will both be gone by next season, survival permitting. Not sure what happens if/when we go down.

Fucking plum.

Aye, it's nothing to do with the takeover. Had it confirmed.

That's one take on it. Another would be complete amazement that obscene levels of cholesterol and severe hypertension haven't rendered this fat cunt expired.

Can we change the thread title to ' Inexplicably still alive, Steve Bruce'?

Despite the united front being shown by Ashley and Bruce, it's apparently far from. Not sure why it hasn't translated into a resignation or a sacking, but there's definitely something amiss. I don't know if @Ando7can back this up or not, but our captain is absolutely head of the table. Any concerns from the players are fed directly to him and not Bruce. Lascelles wants Bruce gone and has went upstairs with this request.

Salad.

Be nice to a new member.

Steve, I've been nice to you, but now I'm coming to the edge.

The way Mike/Charnley handle contracts, it wouldn't surprise me to find out he's got a clause in his contract that renders him untouchable as long as he's not in the relegation zone, or if he's in the relegation zone it negates the rest of his contract should they sack the cunt.