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How the hell did we not win that!

Come on Kuqi lad

I can feel a goal coming from them soon

Finally!

FFS!

How has there not been a sub yet!

Loven put all the effort from your gob into bloody scoring man

The longer this goes I can see them knicking something flukey

Go go power Ranger!

Just get a bloody goal already man

Come on 60 mins it has to be sub time. We need Kuqi or Ranger

Shit chips

Tiote is God Jose is just Jesus

and a centre forward, or maybe even two!? Who needs them we have Colo and Tiote both guaranteed a hat trick lol

Imagine if Ben Arfa was involved too

Even Jonas has been looking good

Couldn't agree more

All these great passes and the next Shearer Kuqi is on the bench

If you want the old black & white VHS just pop into your local charity shop they are full of them. I managed to pick up the 89/90 season review and many other classics such as Howay 5-0 for as little as 10p and your helping good causes in the process.

The new Andy Carroll

I think I might get some paint so I can watch it dry instead. I hate the current England squad/manager and have absolutely no interest in wasting my time watching them.

We should spend the 35 Million on a cloning machine. Genius!

Heres my squad choice: Tiote

If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what Steve Harper is cooking *insert peoples eyebrow here*

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