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Yeah I was told I couldn't have my usual season ticket seat as the away fans shall be sat there.

My first ever derby live in person. Feeling nervous, very very excited and slightly worried. I've got a feeling we will just sneak it 2-1. Now just to decide if to go to the Arsenal game as well.

Thank god for that I can piss. Oh and 3 vital points

Blow the whistle already I can't take the pressue

Come on full time I need a piss

Tiote really getting into his little swivels now

Just me or does the West Ham shirt look like it was made in the 80's?

Ha waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the laaaaads get in

Really should be able to sneak something from this game.

Time to swap Barton for Routledge and Carroll for Lovenkrands

That would just be madness lol

Who is actually playing on the right?

How about Chris Sutton who just left Lincoln. He did pretty poorly for Lincoln so I'm sure he could do wonders at Boro lol

He didn't have the best game yesterday but then again no one did with maybe the exception of Colo. He is certainly becoming one of my favourite players and I might even get his name on one of my shirts. One of the best signings we have made for a long long time in my opinion.

Having watched Ferguson for the reserves he has shown me a lot. I think he's a great prospect for the future but not sure if he's ready for week in week out Premier League just yet. Always worth a try though as a super sub.

I'd like to see: Krul Raylor/Simpson Williamson Colo Enrique Jonas Guthrie/Barton Tiote Routledge Shola Carroll

Every time I see him play I just think Ginola wore 14 and now we have this sack of shit wearing it. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Also why oh why he get's chosen over Raylor just leaves me lost for words.

Has to be Tiote (Bad ass crazy headed guy who can stop anything), Krul (Talented young keeper who deserves the 1st team chance), Shola (As someone said earlier kind of in a cult kind of way, also shows some quality at times), Colo (Come on leap and bounds since his first season and the only good player yesterday) and finally Enrique (Works hard all the time, has quality and seems to genuinely love the club). Im sure Ben Arfa would have joined the list too. As for guys I can't stand it has to be Carroll and Perch. Carroll just seems a bit of a dick and Perch is just bloody clueless.

Shola just has to start in my mind. Carroll just doesn't look good enough yet and a lot of the times he is no where near the box. That being said I just don't think using Guthrie as a winger worked in the slightest. He kept coming inside where Id much rather have Routledge bombing down the wing to actually get us near the oppositions box and to make up for Jonas' half arsed play the other side.

Absolutely shocking. How Perch keep his place in the team I will never know.

Dear god I cant believe I have to sit across looking at that. Maybe we should all take a spray can and add more shit to SJP.

I have no idea whats going on in this thread but I like it lol

I agree with many others good to see us adding more quality youth

Really looking forward to this although it will be a tough game. I say 1-0 Alan Smith lol, no really Ben Arfa

Come on man just sign for us already, this is taking the piss.