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Monster Jam is fun as fuck to be fair. Not sure how well it plays to English sensibilities though. Ripping tall boys while the trucks break your ear drums is a great night.

Working well so far.

All four live in America.

I definitely was only saying it in half jest, to be honest. I think there could be something there. Trying to focus on just Salah massively frees up their other incredibly dangerous players.

So maybe the tactic against Liverpool is to just not defend against Salah at all? I like it.

We can just do what we do here in Denver. Our football stadium has been called Mile High forever but the last few naming rights situations have been “__________ Field at Mile High” so we could easily do something like “The Aramco at St James’ Park” as the official name. The Mile High part even gets said in broadcasts here so it’s not just token.

Didn’t she switch from Man U to us after the takeover?

Last season we threw away so many points by having second halves like that. It was so frustrating. We/he should know better than to just sit back and try to defend for 20-45 minutes.

Abso-fucking-lutley man. So stoked. Back up to fifth baby. I genuinely don’t care how we get three points as long as they keep coming.

What a honking article title.

I'd be pretty bummed getting subbed on here in this weather if the team I played for was up 3. Looks fucking miserable out there.

Can't have any baldies on Eddies Handsome Mags.

First start. First goal. Hell yeah girl.

Today I learned that Jordan Henderson plays for Ajax?

Liverpool all owa Villa here.

I don’t like these kit choices. It seems like bright red might’ve actually been better than white?

Random PL match today?

Yes.

That foul is weak as fuckkkk

Ended up being Madueke instead.

146m for Caicedo.

Y’all are going to make this a self fulfilling prophecy if you keep talking about it.

MLS released all their kits today. Portland’s is dope, as always.

100%

Are the typos/fake names supposed to make us laugh and think that tweet is actually trustworthy?