PauloGeordio

The dirty bastard!

Abbey Wogan can commentate me all day long!

Carver licking his lips at the prospect!

Hope they’re going to boycott their club in disgust at all the lolly they took from Saudi over the summer? No thought not

Newcastle United have inflicted the heaviest Champions' League group stage defeat on PSG in the QSI era.

Asked about club captain Lascelles’ performance against PSG, Howe said: “I’m so pleased for Jamaal. I said countless times last year how good his attitude was, how well he trained, how good he’d been for the group. “But ultimately he’s desperate to show how good he is on the pitch. The biggest compliment I can pay him is that he’s stepped in and he’s really stepped up to the challenge and I think he’s performed really, really well in the last group of games that we’ve had. “He had to train so well to continue to develop his game when he wasn’t playing and my inner belief was always that he could improve with the team even though he wasn’t in the starting XI, and his game was in a really good place. “I think he proved that tonight, so we’re delighted for him. It’s a real testament to his attitude and his character.” ????

Yeah he’s some unit. A flying unit. Like a wardrobe with a head

So pleased for him. Like Big Jow‘s trajectory but different From Sven’s out, Oh fuck meltdown to relax Big Jam’s got this shit! What world is this. Howe’s world is how!

Maybe we can make more of the set penis to the back post now?

The man can turn water into wine. He’ll go on to be elite (he is in our book anyway)

Just goes to show that not all things that appear to be bad in fact are. Blessings in disguise. Love them!

We’re battle hardened not battle weary. We’ve just beaten Man City and Paris Saint Ger fucking main. Let’s do these “soft southern shandy supping bastards” ‘narl