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Cabaye.

This was even a problem last season. It's pathetic compared to what the top sides do.

Nice header Cisse.

Keep laughing, it's heading your way.

One thing people should we remember - we certainly played our fair share of drab halves last season. Both Bolton games immediately come to mind. Unfortunately, the man that saved both of those games is injured. We got results, but we certainly weren't Barcelona last year.

Birtles saying "you're a center-half, play like one. Why are you trying to pass it?" This is the generation that taught the current players how to play. Not even mad at Willo anymore.

Our players need to realize we have a competent RB now. Don't need to play keep-away from Danny.

This is awful on both sides.

Not even an exaggeration.

You're fucking terrible, Mike.

Now I'm getting mad. We need a CB so fucking badly. Williamson is the devil.

Colo really does look a step slower than last season.

Did everyone just see that? Willo played a smooth first time ball on the ground. Like seeing a fucking Yeti.

"The ball in high is not going to trouble Newcastle." Right Gary, because we haven't conceded the most headed goals nor have they scored the most.

I'm assuming you're watching the American feed? Keep in mind they are constantly trying to introduce to the game/league to new fans. Wouldn't be much fun if you didn't know what you were watching.

"With Simpson out, Debuchy could make that RB spot his own." Riiight.

HOOOOOOOOOOF.

Good to know you can smack a player repeatedly around the neck to hold him off.

He sucks.

That would have been a decent start.

Colo smiling out of the tunnel.

I seem to recall that working for Swansea against us at their place last season... Oh wait... If we used that gameplan in our current state we would get annihilated. Depressing.

It's an awful point and I'm sick of reading it. There's ONE example of that working. Are you really suggesting that chopping and changing managers leads to more success? There are truckloads of examples across all sports that prove the exact opposite. It's not done this way, but changing managers should be a last resort when you're absolutely sure he's what's holding the team back AND there's a replacement you believe can take the team forward. I'm speaking in general terms here as I'm on the fence about Pardew at the moment. Better the devil you know for the time being.

He just told Wayne Routledge on Twitter that he's catching up to him in age. What a fucking moron.

"We’re not going to buy one for the money we’ve received for Demba. Money’s tight here, and we’re trying to get the best deal." -- Pardew in the Times Has this been discussed? I can't quite figure out what he means.