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I once knew a guy named Loic - he was Swiss. He pronounced it Loyk.

The mood on here has swung dramatically all of a sudden.

Who do I miss the most? Ben Arfa - probably the most exciting player I've ever seen in B&W. Who does the team miss the most? Close one, but I'd go for Cabaye. I get that Williamson is a liability, but we coped with him last season. It's the protection (or lack of) in front of the back four that's killing us. The absence of Cabaye is one of the main reasons for that (Tiote's pathetic performances the other).

Incredibly poor the last two games.

Any optimism I clawed from losing a combined 11-6 in the last two games is well and truly gone. Debuchy is my last hope.

We can't even get the fucking ball.

Agreed.

I'm sure Pardew understands it just fine. It's not up to him.

Fellaini is a cock.

Like dropping him. Needs to realise that he's not indispensable for the club. Think he would drop him if we had HBA and Cabaye fit. Tough to do given the current options.

Difference between Ba and Cisse shown right there. Shola hits that shot, which was terrible. Cisse turns and claps, encouraging teammates. Ba would throw his hands up every time. I know a lot of strikers do this and it's part of what makes them good - they want the ball every time. But he's selfish to a fault.

Cisse He's awesome.

Tiote is a fool.

Shola doesn't know how to jump without two hands on someone's back.

Williamson getting hurt might be the only way we sign a CB.

That's fucking pathetic from Santon.

You suck.

It's actually kind of ridiculous how good Marveaux is.

Yohan is so happy.

I'm sort of ok with this if it's a 4-4-2 because there aren't too many other options. Who would play on the right if Cisse was lone striker? Sammy? Obertan even though he's been good on the left recently? Add in Bigi and have Anita play a little wider? Ranger? None of these are ideal.

This is funny. Mainly because if I don't find humor in it I'll break something.

His agents must be the biggest cunts ever.

"Hi there sir, my name is Mathew, and I'm signing for Newcastle United for a fee of precisely five point six million pounds. Good day."

I can't believe we lost to Southampton.

There are more games televised here.