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Who's first? Kenedy. Correct.

The dross like Brighton?...That dross that is already 2 wins ahead of us Doesn't mean they're not dross. We've had the hardest run of fixtures in the league.

Aye, after Kenedy.

Need a Bristol equaliser me like.

Aye, I was gobsmacked by the 11 corners in the first half like Looks like you could struggle on the goals front mind.

Has there been a throw in, in the first 5 mins of the Chelsea game?

brutal

Aye - I'm at 7/10 like. Have faith in Rafa to maybe pull something out the bag but I think this negativity will grow as the season progresses and inevitably we fail to spend in January.

What is this symbol and what does it mean? Doesn't equal. Because two things are happening at the same time, doesn't mean that one is causing the other, basically. Fairly logical in hindsight just never seen it used before that's all. Every day's a school day.

Tin hat here - but I don't think Shay Given was that great as an all round keeper. World Class shot-stopper like. Dubravka commands his box better and uses his feet better.

What is this symbol and what does it mean?

Probably. Was the Walker Tech coming out in you.

Cheers HTT - Chris was excellent in goal like and probably our man of the match. I lose track of who's who on here - but is it Dr Spaceman who was on my team? Tall and left footed? Whoever it is, is a good footballer Everyone played well and it was played in the right spirits as always. Someone must have stood on my toe like cause that's black and blue and my legs are geet stiff today. Still lying on my bed with no intention of moving haha.

Cheers Aye, like if they scored their two and got the pen they could have had 3. Equally, we should have had a pen (thus making it 3-3) but we missed 2 or 3 good chances too. Second half was pretty much all out Man United...

I like a daft bet, but you may as well have given money to charity on that one.

I just put £0.50 on no throw in's in the first 5 minutes in Southamptons game. 10/1. Thought that was alreet. Especially if Chelsea get kick off. £1.00 on the below accumulator: Bristol / Sheffield draw Rangers / Hearts draw AC Milan Chelsea Celtic Liverpool Barca PSG 340/1 £0.50 on Under 2.5 Goals and Under 10 Corners and 4-6 Cards in Southampton v Chelsea Over 2.5 Goals and Under 10 Corners and 4-6 Cards @ 5/1in Liverpool v Man City Returns £27.00

Fantastic keeper and an absolute bargain. Really like the chap.

Hope you get seen to and sorted mate.

Have to be 100% behind him like. From a constructive viewpoint alone, who else would improve our situation?

I've always thought Atsu was fairly terrible mind. He makes the wrong decisions like all the time, and very rarely shows anything other than pace. I agree with the rest though

Aye - I don't like criticising those doing their best tbf. Which I feel our squad does. Just so frustrating.

At least Manquillo has some sort of brain.

He is by far and a way Newcastle's worst player in the first team squad.