Heron

Jesus is a Geordie is a dead simple but funny chant for me like.

The Mackems at work aren't impressed by this like but I actually think he'll do canny for them. They're all gutted about us having Rafa though. They hate the fact that they're irrelevant and we're a bigger talking point despite being a division below...

There's two ways of looking at it for me: 1) He's making his position at Newcastle untenable so that if needs be they reduce his price and he gets his move at more ease. 2) He's just a bit thick and inconsiderate Either way...The sooner this twat moves on the better. He's too busy looking for his big move instead of taking responsibility for his lack of professionalism last season and knuckling down.

Sound. Is that all the odds are... yikes.

Is there anywhere I can put a bet on Newcastle going unbeaten in the league this season?

Par for the course for a Sunderland player.

I suspect it will just be a case of singing the first verse and replacing Sally with Rafa, etc.

Until Sally I was never happy I needed so much more Rain clouds oh they used to chase me Down they would pour Join my tears Allay my fears Sent to me from heaven Sally cinnamon You are my world I pop pop pop blow blow bubble gum You taste of cherryade There is something here you must show me From what you are made Sugar and spice And all things nice Sent to me from heaven Sally cinnamon You are my world Your eyes are gazing back from Every little piece of glass You seem to smile from every place Sally cinnamon You are my world Then I put the letter back in The place where it was found It’s a pocket in a jacket On a train in town Sent to her from heaven Sally cinnamon Your her world They're the actual ones. Thus far there's not a Toon version that I am aware of. However, a flag / banner has been made saying "Until Rafa I was never happy".

Aye it will be class like and if it's "original" even moreso.

I assume Moussa has had 0 involvement in pre-season

Oh Darryl Janmaat you are a hairy twat oh Darryl Janmaat you're furry like a cat Oh Darryl Janmaat You eat kittykat too

3-0 to the bairns.

Has lovely hair.

Think we got bored of it for today mate.

Colback is ginger.

0-2 to the bairns. Sexy time.

Gouffran, Armstrong, Thauvin and and Dummett coming on. Full time score: 4-4.

GK: Lionel Perez RB: Warren Barton CB: Claudio Cacapa CB: Jean Alain Boumsong LB: Didier Domi Stuart Pearce RM: Xisco CM: Paul Gascoigne CM: David Batty LM: Terry Hibbit ST: Sammy Ameobi ST: Shola Ameobi Who made you manager? This club is my club. I'm not the manager. I am the king. And btw, this is my dinner.

GK: Lionel Perez RB: Warren Barton CB: Claudio Cacapa CB: Jean Alain Boumsong LB: Didier Domi Stuart Pearce RM: Xisco CM: Paul Gascoigne CM: David Batty LM: Terry Hibbit ST: Sammy Ameobi ST: Shola Ameobi Who made you manager? This club is my club. Did Guivarch get subbed off already? Shame he was playing a blinder and scored. Tired legs mate, he's aboot 50.

0-5 Albert.

GK: Lionel Perez RB: Warren Barton CB: Claudio Cacapa CB: Jean Alain Boumsong LB: Didier Domi Stuart Pearce RM: Xisco CM: Paul Gascoigne CM: David Batty LM: Terry Hibbit ST: Sammy Ameobi ST: Shola Ameobi Who made you manager? This club is my club.

Ginger Pirlo man. The defending has been horrific like.

GK: Lionel Perez RB: Warren Barton CB: Claudio Cacapa CB: Jean Alain Boumsong LB: Didier Domi RM: Xisco CM: Paul Gascoigne CM: David Batty LM: Terry Hibbit ST: Sammy Ameobi ST: Shola Ameobi

That marking is literally horrendous for the 2nd. U21's just went 1 up too.