Heron

The said thing is, you actually mean that. I'm guessing you mean 'sad'?

I'm not going to lie. I forget the random shit I post on here in seconds so I'm not surpried everyone else did (almost).

:lol: It was f***ing brilliant mind, still cracks me up. I'm doing a piece on Ba soon if you wanna see it? The headline is "This Ba is no goalscoring Black sheep" and its about how his goal tally is so high.

HTT you remind me of a 3 legged dog trying to take a s***. Squated over on your one crooked hind leg and shaking with fury as you fail to get your s*** on the forum floor. Take a chill pill babes and eat some more pedigree chum. Soon your bowels will overflow and spill your s*** in a more formal way.

One of the first posts I read on here were from you advocating Ryan Taylor as player of the season, so your lack of respect for KK doesnt really surprise me..at all I liked you until you dismissed my Ryan Taylor post. Now I just think you're an unintelligent buffoon. FYP Pardon?

Interpolic has psycho-analysed me and got me, my behaviour and posts off to a tea. Sorry chaps got carried away listening to Faithless - Insomnia and had to make a rhyme. That reporter thing... WTF is wrong with some people man. Hew 'deed rat' don't aliken me to that goofy baldy napper.

One of the first posts I read on here were from you advocating Ryan Taylor as player of the season, so your lack of respect for KK doesnt really surprise me..at all I liked you until you dismissed my Ryan Taylor post. Now I just think your an unintelligent buffoon.

Keegans a fucknut man get off your high horse you c***s.

Messi is number one after Alan Shearer.

:lol: Awesome.

I agree.

It is. As is the Shola song.

I thought it was amusingly s**** to be honest. Nevertheless, those lads are what keeps the corner going 90% of the time so cannot be too harsh on them for one s**** song. They know they're old songs and have created a lot of the new good ones which are slowly getting out. Also, why not try and get another song going if that is the case? It may not be your cup of tea to start a song but the best way to get them to shut up is by out-singing them. I tried but my voice was canny fucked by then.

What time was that? Breaching his bail conditions again? I wouldn't like to say.

He apologised to me in Perdu last Wednesday. Genuine nice guy.

Nothing like a good old fashioned rehearsed 'I got some poontang' post. Exactly. The ironic thing is I didn't. We just fell asleep. Moron.

It's a bit like the one I used last Thursday. Returning home from a lasses house and telling the mother I was at a mates because he was mortal and needed taking home. Only to get changed and head back out to work within minutes without further questionning.

Nowt like a good old fashioned rehearsed excuse.

Today...Perch > every player on the pitch.

Except the Arsenal game, Ive had the perceptions hes a f***ing joke of a footballer. All season hes looked scared of the ball, playing terrible balls. Did it today once or twice but in the end he had Cabaye, Ba, Ben Arfa and Guthrie helping him out meaning he didnt have to touch the ball more than once. Awful technically but the way he destroyed their game the whole time has given me hope of him being a decent backup as a holding midfielder to Cheick. So impressed by him today. Disagree massively with the bits in bold. Felipao is Brazilian. He doesn't have a fucking clue about football.

I don't understand...

I'll re-visit this in 6 games time.

Sick of our fans getting at certain players. These same stupid twats will also be the first to preach that they don't care about ability, they just want to see effort too. Williamson is average to say the very most for him but fucking hell he tries. If Ben Arfa lost the ball like he did then he would have got half the abuse. I know it's different in a way but fucking hell man.

Shola. Massively influential (more off the pitch than on).