Heron

Reds will win. Without a doubt.

I was being a twat, "Trianers" as opposed to "Trainers" were mentioned. Is this game on grass or 3G and is it at Gosforth?

Not quite sure what you mean mate?

The Octopus can NOT be called Paul, it's German, it's called Hans.

It's ironic that the Blue's arses will be Red after we have raped them all over the pitch like.

It's cute how competitive y'all are...

I think it's canny shit like, especially when you think of the support they got from that section last year.

It's a disgrace.

Great idea! Was thinking of this the other day, but never got thinking of words. The simple ones are best! Isn't it pretty much the same tune as "time to go"?

What am I expected to be like...I'm curious...

So we got no strikers then. 0-0 written all over it. i play wide left or right (but all left foot) and can play up front but more as a support striker. i was never any good in a wimbledon style lump it long and hard. I guess I was wrongly informed by Yorkie that this was how you liked it then...

Red sucks bollocks tbf. As far as I'm concerned we don't need designated strikers too - my team has one playing at CB even if we don't have one playing as a striker . I think I'll be going with England for my shirt choice like.

Right, but I can use my left okay. I'm the Aaron Hughes of the team.

I'll play left bak if needs be. It gives me an excuse to bomb on. :-)

Portugal.

I desire this thread to be changed to should he stay or should he go now. Admin' make it happen!

If he wasn't our manager Hughton would be the perfect man. Simply because the man is a genius.

6"2 but that doesn't mean I'm playing the full 90 in goal. I'm a centre half by trade but will be more than happy to fill in elsewhere (except in goal). You're definitely not going in goal mush. Need you organising that backline and for the Sol Campbell esque surges forward. Cool. I like surging forward, it gives me a unique feeling of freedom.

The plural for horse is not horsies....fact.

Okidoki - who am I CB with? Also - what time are we kicking off? Carlisle vs Newcastle that day...

No - but the squad should change drastically.

Don't want it - it would kill a certain beauty about the game.

6"2 but that doesn't mean I'm playing the full 90 in goal. I'm a centre half by trade but will be more than happy to fill in elsewhere (except in goal).

Where's the actual teams? I cannot be bothered to find them..