Heron

I would like anyone who made a foul throw to say: "I'm not just a retard, I'm a retard having fun, I cannot take a throw in 'cause i am f***ing dumb." Only then will these comical errors be justified, which will then cheer me up. Cheers.

http://www.yourdemocracy.net.au/drupal/files/images/whistle.jpg Foul throw. (Anyone who was playinbg today knows the score)

Full time?

I sensed a distinct lack of morale from the Blue camp, so I decided to throw the game by missing several 'sitters' in order to lift their spirits for the remainder of the day. I hope no-one minded?

Blues were very lucky today - very, very lucky.

I plan to lmao @ the blues when the gtg with their tails between their legs and a 5 goal thrashing fresh in their memories.

There is no chance of this happening what-so-ever. If you want to know why please scroll down... Because......... WE ARE THE MAGS!

Just passing comment that the most vocal anti-Ashley section of the ground is the very one he's, basically, shut down might not be a coincidence. (Not an Ashley fan btw, just passing comment) I can understand that aye. It's counter-productive towards the club though, and therefore lots of other fans who aren't situated there could therefore be disgruntled by this decision - particularly if the atmosphere dips.

I wouldn't want to humiliate the goalkeeper anymore after we put at least 5 past him.

Liam O' likes this. Chris Heron says: Dirty bastards...

If this page of this thread was on facebook, Midds would have been poked by Liam O' just there...

I think after 90mins if it's level we go straight to penalties, and if not we don't take them.

Who? The Chairman and owner? Aye.

Reddy or not, here we come, you can't hide - was the message from the Red Team in light of the massive fixture which takes place on Saturday. Read on for more news...

currently sat with an ice pack strapped to my hamstring You blatantly just bottled playing the last 10 the other day because we were being anally penetrated... If only I was that type of person...would've taken up your offer to sub off when the sixth goal went in... I'm up front for this one. SO no heading errors can occur...

I'm not being cocky I am just spreading my knowledge to those who unfortunately do not have it.

currently sat with an ice pack strapped to my hamstring You blatantly just bottled playing the last 10 the other day because we were being anally penetrated...

Kinky.

Reds will win. Without a doubt.

I was being a twat, "Trianers" as opposed to "Trainers" were mentioned. Is this game on grass or 3G and is it at Gosforth?

Not quite sure what you mean mate?

The Octopus can NOT be called Paul, it's German, it's called Hans.

It's ironic that the Blue's arses will be Red after we have raped them all over the pitch like.

It's cute how competitive y'all are...