Thomson Mouse

Shearer bang on there

BBC got Allardyce whining about the press

They’re going to need to get hold of them or it’ll end up embarrassing

It’s not everyone but there’s a fair few. Reports saying a couple hundred have got into Wembley

Mate, I’m watching shite on TV and I know I’ll start falling asleep just before

Why has time slowed down so much? It’s like being in a maths lesson

It’s on at 3am here, tried to go to sleep but can’t so I’m just going to stay up and have a few beers

Bantz

Said it plenty of times before but I used to stand near him and his goons in the D paddock around the ‘92 season. He was just kissing Kay arse then but was still a complete cunt. Hasn’t changed

No idea why Kane is still on the pitch

As long as it means less of that cunt Savage

you’ve no idea

That’s not what I said.

It’s the sort of thing you do at 18 not 48

Yeah but it looked like gammon’s head was going to explode

The Welsh look very gammony, singing and punching the badges on their shirts

The amount of creeps commenting straight after 'wish you lived down south'

Yeah Sterry was excellent

They’re being very harsh on the loan keeper. Wasn’t great at crosses but he made some important saves

Hahaha that Torquay keeper deserved that

No way they’ll win this now

It’s actually funny watching Hughes looking confused by the tactics the other two in the studio are suggesting

‘I called it Steve’. Prick