durhamunigeordie

If he plays a side including Simpson, Harper, Perch, Williamson, Jonas and Shola then he shouldn't be anywhere near football. I honestly don't believe even Pardew is that dense.

Good luck to anyone going. I've plumped for QPR out of the two - hopefully by then we are safe and can just laugh at Harry.

Surely Jonas starting is more a Pardew thing this season than the ones before. Marv, Hatem, even Shane should have been in ahead of him. Get your basic point though. Talking of Shane (and Sammy) - available for the last two games?

Yeah, I mean if he hadn't have done that it have made a massive fucking difference. It would mean he was available next week - pretty big difference to me.

Why don't we just come out and try to win a fucking game Alan? That would be a good place to start.

No we don't Alan, you have to leave us now.

Of course he's not. He's gutless.

Was v.surprising not to hear people turn on Pardew. I guess most just had the stuffing knocked out of them like at the mackem game.

The most mindless thing I saw today given he was already on a booking.

He has to go now.

What an idiot. EDIT - that's actually the most pathetic thing i've seen all day.

Thank fuck I decided not to bother coming up for this.

Haidara's come inside twice when he's already beaten the man.

Yea I don't think we will go down either, but thank god you boys got a point today.

There was no one for Hatem to pass to.

FFS

Touch.

Surprise, surprise we look much better when we are actually looking to attack and have the personnel to do it.

Tiote shooting

Finally he realises.

How's that an incident?

"Shola"..."yep".

Cabaye almost certain to get sent off here.

Forgot how quick Jose is. Sissoko can't get past him.