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Barton's spent about his last 10 tweets ripping into Robbie Savage

I don't know, maybe it's because I've been smoking a :bng: but I think there is a chance Berbatov could sign for us, which would make us all very happy. Ashley should invite him to SJP and show him the best bits of the city, but that doesn't necessarily mean he'll sign. You can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink. :horse: people saying he's on his way down are wrong, he's the sort of player that can keep playing til his late 30s, fitness permitting. if he is to join us we will first need him to sign a contract, by pointing to where he should sign. Don't be too upset if he doesn't.

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tbh I thought he was saying the team and its spirit is more important than any player.

It's a very ambiguous statement. Perhaps deliberately so?

Graham Carr. He came.

fine then, go to Valencia. Didn't realise he was gay.

Well? They have done really well if Cabaye joins, and will have been magical if they manage to persuade Gervinho too. What adjective would you use if we had gotten all three? orgasmic?

ok, we get it

Shane Long misses a sitter

Khizanishvilili to get a hattrick.

get in Swans!

Khizanishvililililil should be off.

pelanty Swansea/Zurab off?

I'd rather Swansea went up. Reading are boring and their manager looks like Matt Lucas.

it is one hell of a penis though. Great player. Wonder if he'll have a stab at management?

because, for those few seconds of posting, they actually feel like they are Cheik Tiote. Can you imagine how awesome that would feel?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1392142/Joey-Barton-pleads-Newcastle-new-contract.html Daily Mail surprisingly not laying into him.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/7896/4/barton-hits-out-newcastle-transfer-policy and so it begins.

did Barton crash the server?

Spot on. As much as I like Barton and think he's a great player, he's got to go really. This has proven just how hard he is to control.

I don't know, I said I suspected he had an agenda. Although the timing of his Twitter account and common sense tells me he did.

I suspected he had a hidden agenda when he signed up to twitter. He's probably been waiting for a final push before posting these sort of comments. I'm guessing he's just been told he's surplus to requirements.

or maybe Joey's pissed with our pursuit of Yohan Cabaye?