Oakie Doke

Parker will go to Spurs. Harry loves him and Parker loves the south 100% this will happen aye, nailed on imo.

Wigan and Blackburn, hopefully. Wigan and Blackpool, probably.

did that match actually happen?

Sammeobi looks good.

Well played shane Ferguson. Looks quite a talent.

it's almost like Ramires has been trying to get booked. And only now does he actually get a yellow.

Raylor

what does Ramires have to do to be booked?

Fergie's a quick lad.

we may as well give Kazenga and Ameobi Jr. a run out at some point. Two Ameobis would make my day!

Come on man, 206 goals is OK.

I just watched Luque's goal in Shearer's testimonial. What a strike. Aaah, what could have been.

Mancini really puts Pulis to shame.

"it's a six-footer's final" according to Clive Tyldsley.

I hope West Ham beat Wigan tomorrow cos I'd like to see Wigan relegated too. West Ham are as good as down anyway imo.

the Radio 5 Live commentator's sort of suggesting Blackburn will be safe with a point. Doesn't know what's going on tbh.

yeah I hope they go down next season.

come on Man U, finish it off.

pelanty man u

what a game.

how about Daniel Sturridge?

Blackpool's fortunes change in an instant.

It's very 90s. Bad 90s that is, not good 90s.

I will drink my own piss if he has. (I do it anyway)

Carroll remins me of so many people - Edge the wrestler, Liam Gallagher, an avatar, a money-grabbing twat...