Oakie Doke

let's not say things we don't mean.

hair still looks good. That's about it.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01203/gerard_houllier_1203850c.jpg

Burley was never the same after that ball struck his face.

similar hair colour.

as unimpressed as I am with Pards this season, you just know the alternative would be someone like Glenn Hoddle or Tony Adams. Maybe Alex McLeish if we were lucky. Best option is to stick with him and hope he turns it round.

if last season was in fact Pardew's FM save, this season he must have it set to 'save after match'.

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HODDLE IN

I was going to suggest we flood the midfield but it looks like the weather has taken care of that ;D

I bought a Cornetto and I've told everyone that I will only eat it if we win.

we will win.

Pardew needs to make the most arousing speech of his career thus far.

Goal kick

don't like Southampton's kit #justiceforthewhitestripes

RIP

Jonjo Gypsy scores

Your reactions say more about you. I was purely listing them by height.

2,1,3

we've never been good at loaning out youngsters.

I liked it more when we were good. We should give that a go again.

fuck you Senegal!

Those are too high. they certainly played like they were.

can't understand this Welsh commentator.