Fenham Mag

Finally found a toilet.

He don't drink in the woolpack, because that's emmerdale He don't drink in the queen vic, because that's in eastenders He don't drink in the S.U Bar because that's hollyoaks He drinks in Shearer's, because that's in Newcastle Karl Darlow, Karl Darlow, Karl Darlow

We are giving them 2 first round picks too.

Lights were on at SJP when I passed just before.

Played the full 90 minutes.

Rodwell at the Academy of Shite.

The names of the fallen on the shirt.

Darlow is Taylor. http://i.imgur.com/BsvHTFf.png Thought this was a faceswap, genuinely terrified that we are getting done over now

HADS THERE, JI DONG-WON PLAYS FOR DORTMUND? When the fuck did this happen? Just saw he bagged a brace in a 10-0 win today

Lascelles, Lascelles on the seashore.

:lol:

Sounds good on paper.

Ken Darlow, Ken Darlow, just want us to sign him for that chant

Worthy of a fred?

Think he'll become a cult figure. He needs a chance though, which is what I'm afraid of.

Shite from Yanga.

Remi Streete is a tank.

Facundo Matata

Anita has the posture of Mikes mom.

God you can hear Pardew

De Jong still injured? What actually is his problem?

It was bad like.

Benched Cabella already I know, I know...

Williamson

West Ham proving why English fans shouldn't be allowed to drink in the stands. Arseholes.