Fenham Mag

Probably tweeted that while his cock was stuck through a Ford Focus's front window. 'Hold on a minute Sandra, I've got some breaking news'

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews 44s Sky Sources: Arsenal in advanced talks to sign Real Madrid's Mesut Ozil #SSN Wew.

Kaka to Milan on a free.

Oh and I forgot Neymar.

Iniesta and Ibra would be in my top 5 along with them.

But gained a fair few. True, but no real top bracket superstars. Always been that way, no? Great depth of good and very good players throughout the league but top bracket players playing in sunnier climes. The former is arguably better for the league. It's just a shame that none of the top 5 best players in the World play in the Premier League.

But gained a fair few. True, but no real top bracket superstars.

Well, the Premier League has lost another top player.

I think there will be movement, that is all I'm saying.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2267000/Gareth-Bale-lookalike-Kenny-McEvoy-helps-Tottenham-defeat-West-Ham.html I thought this was a wind up

Too soon.

https://twitter.com/search?q=capoue%20oxygen&mode=realtime&src=typd Look at these morons who don't know the difference between Oxygen and Entonox.

Looks like a break.

No thanks, rather have Gazza Bazza. Catts for me like.

Giggs was subbed and Kagawa wasn't even on the bench.

Moyes will be back in no time.

He's extremely naive defensively. Agreed with this. I think he will be fine once he gets up to speed with the league.

MYM

Sewelly? (Might be wrong) Sewelly is often wrong.

Really don't want him to go.

Needs time to adjust to the league, just like Moussa. He'll score a few this season.

Sky rubbing in the salt

GTFI.

Good save.

Has to be or he's winding the interviewer up.