Fenham Mag

Feels like Christmas Eve as a kid, I’m absolutely buzzing for this.

He’s been learning Spanish, worrying.

Is that a retro kit re-release? 👀

Paully, please please tell me the club have you lined up for the media bit for the first January signing 😂

No it’s not that, it’s Croatia away 2004:

Where do I recognise Athelti’s strip from? something very familiar about it

Van Dick in refs ear about that he has no shame, horrible cunt

Meh, couldn’t care less about watching him, although, would be great if the little rat got his comeuppance and suffered a career ending injury.

That is the most bitter article I’ve seen from an ex pro all because he didn’t go to Lahm’s beloved Bayern.

was about to say! What are the chances

One of them that I wish disappeared off the face off the world.

He really is a cult figure already and I've noticed he lends himself to a lot of nicknames in the whatsapp groups I'm in, just a selection I've seen: Big Wolte Das Big Cunt (DBC) Woltey Walter BFG - Big Friendly German Woltemorde Big Nick Energy Amongst others, I'm sure we'll see variations of these in the coming years.

Keane for all he is a weapon, is a good judge of character.

Van Dijk is the biggest cunt in the premier league era for me. He is so snidey and tries to come across as a goody two shoes. At least with cunts like Keane, they didn’t pretend to be anything else.

Fucking sickening they have outdoor hobbies that isn’t watching football, god forbid if we had decent weather 😤

Soft cunts.

They club have briefed journalists that is only 4-5 weeks, meaning it's likely an MCL sprain. Players can recover from that quicker depending on the degree of the sprain.

Who let the homeless in?

Because he’s a fraud of a manager and I have no idea why he’s still there.

Costko too good for him Nettko more like.

Haaland looks in the mood to break his own record (despite that miss).

Oh fuck off Chris you cum hoover

Earlier than I thought

Can’t wait to hear ‘that’s why they’re champions’ after spawning a pen in 98th minute

On the rock theme, how about Hard rock hallelujah by Lordi. Hard cock, Woltemade! etc