Fenham Mag

And then I woke up and rolled over to see that bitch was still in bed with me.

Fell head over heels with Nick. You know that feeling when you've just split up with your ex and you're a bit sad but then you pull a 10/10 on your first night out as a single bloke and you forget all about your skinny bitch of an ex.

That's an absolute peach.

Won't believe it until I see him donning an NUFC branded tie.

I think it's John Carew and Adebayor.

Is it John Carew?

I was thinking Portugal but did not realise their qualifying record was abysmal in the 20th century. Belgium?

Some absolute dross on that list

Heard it was a tetanus shot, had a mad night in the vermont from sources.

what’s the beef with Bournemouth?

He can use it as a pre-season tour to get fit for 2nd half of season.

Yes.

Not in the German squad, seems a bit harsh but better for us.

@Heron need a huge tifo of him as a Geordie Gladiator please x

Surely there's a photo knocking about of him with the 5 USG players around like that Messi photo?

honestly this outrageous for someone who is 6 7 ffs

Love child of Asprilla and Duncan Ferguson.

Grade 2 MCL tear it seems, from where he was holding and the length of recovery. (says chat gpt)

Downie on twitter.

Not as bad as first feared. Taking the positives, it gives him the time to mentally relax after not having much time off this summer for the Euros. Speedy recovery Tino.

Sniff out the mole.

Botman has to start, looking forward to seeing him up against Gyokeres. He’s best equipped to deal with him.

Worried a little seeing this bumped. Great statement and hope he keeps well and healthy as long as possible.

I'll allow you this Paully being a toon icon.

Think it's people putting two and two together with this FIFA compensation claim which is totally usual if a player is injured and out for at least a month.