Fenham Mag

We seem to be getting to the end game of this long game of 4D chess

He turned you down, he turned you down, he turned you, Sesko turned you down. (I do realise we can have this sung to us by about 8 different clubs this summer alone)

If he plays this season, we’re in trouble.

SEXYSCO

Lascelles the last of the dead wood after this?

Will have to return some money to his agent for getting his name wrong, twat.

I don’t believe any of this with this agents history.

Red flags galore around this lad, easy pass.

Honestly rather him didn’t play for the next 3 years and he left on a free to a foreign team. #KeepHimLockedUp

If players are so scared to join us they shouldn't be signing 5 year deals with no release clause. They are not POWs ffs.

There needs be some sort of revolution against the cartel clubs and I would absolutely love for us to take the lead in it. Start by fucking Liverpool off at all costs.

Where did he say this? Honestly hope Newcastle sue the cunt for defamation.

Can you also have a little prayer that Romano chokes on his mamas spaghetti while you’re there please x

Exactly this, the club won’t want some daft cunt walking past him and saying something daft in Newcastle while this goes on.

Three reports today that he’s in Newcastle, in Sweden and in Spain. can we play a game of ‘where’s Isak?’

Missing out on Sesko makes that Isak transfer even more complicated for Liverpool. They may have shot themselves in the foot by nicking Ekitike.

Too soft for Millwall.

He has Palace or Fulham written all over him.

He looks class tbf

It looks unbelievably hot, must be horrible to play in.

He'd say the exact opposite if it was Chelsea involved. Weasel.

Ah yes, I see you don't know your Asian girls.

Anyone else got a stiffy?

Simon looks like something from Thunderbirds.