Fenham Mag

There's only QPR, then Brentford and Reading (to an extent) and that's about it. that's terrible for London away days i'd still rather not have Milwall Fulham.

Everton need a PFM, not some footballing ponce like Rafa What does PFM stand for?

Who would people rather be promoted from League one? Bradford, Millwall, Walsall and Barnsley the options. From a purely selfish point of view, I hope it's Millwall, close to get to for me.

Do we have a poetry corner thread?

Ex Newcastle player Tamas Kadar expected to start against Ronaldo and Co. Fun times ahead, Foluwashola.

simon smith ‏@simonsmithgk 38m38 minutes ago No holiday for some @TimKrul and @the_dilsh working hard in the gym yesterday cant wait to get working with them again! Top people, top pros Sounds like GK coach is sure he'll be here next year, sounds like plans are firming up?

Hakuna No mata.

I hope people are fishing when saying about Wes Morgan

I see he was quick to say he was gutted about Spurs not winning title but not anything about us.

What's the odds of Ashley sacking him if we get relegated?

What? And turn down Barca

http://s16.postimage.org/w4azvkyat/550px_Make_a_TV_Antenna_with_a_Potato_3_2.jpg

Also the ones who said he had a 'bad attitude'.

Where's Shearer?

It would have only been a second yellow for Dier and he would have only been banned for 1 game.

LOL

Simpsons reference is so good.

This guy has defected from Sweden: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erton_Fejzullahu

It would have been a second yellow which means he would be nice and fresh for our game. Clattenburg knew what he was doing

Powerhouse.

No. David May won the league you know.

The little twirp has deleted it.

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Worried about Stoke on the holidays.

The last good kit we had too.