Fenham Mag

This cunt again:

They wanted to give Man U £100M for Fernandes remember.

I'm not getting my hopes up about this one, seems too good to be true, signing a striker? Haddaway.

Jacobs is just doing Jackson's agents bidding. Probably trying to wind up Newcastle fans at the same time.

With all due respect Jan, fuck off.

Get trips to take him out on Osborne Road, will sharp change his mind.

I like this man Ben, you know.

Chelsea have an agreement in place with Brighton to get first dibs on any players.

What is his agent playing at?

10pm exclusives hitting like crack.

💣

Isak was on the bench for our final against Man U remember

Honestly, if there was a safe option to be put into a coma for the remaining of the month, I'd snap your hands off.

Welcome to Liverpool.

I don't think anyone can be as much of a cunt as Owen, not even Isak.

I think it's just to make us feel bad if he does sign for us.

Farewell Heco

in the bin

Man U took almost 6 weeks to negotiate Mbeumo deal, I think Leipzig may be waiting a while for their bid

I saw ‘major breaking’ on a Twitter account only to see this non update. I associate major breaking with some sort of catastrophe or terrorist attack, not a tweet from Craig Hope

Come on, what’s the wait for an update?!

imagine if he’s not given 9 and Isak takes it instead

Two gangly strikers, a little unusual but I likeeeee it

Just can’t see us being bullied into accepting anything less than what he’s worth, especially with 3 years left on his contract.