Fenham Mag

1) How much money would you need to have in the bank before you were willing to buy the club in the first place? (assume club can be purchased for £100m) £80 Million if i was backed by a billionaire consortium. £1.8 billion on my tod. 2) Who do you appoint as manager? I would try all i could to get Guus Hiddink to the club. Money speaks, look at SGE. 3) Do you take a hands on approach with the clubs operations, or do you appoint a chief executive? Yes, but have advice from someone who knows his stuff 4) Do you appoint a director of football? No 5) How much money per season on transfers? £20 million to get out of championship. Blank cheque after that. 6) Who controls how transfer budget is spent? Me 7) Do losses (excluding transfer fees) come out of the transfer budget or out of your wallet? My wallet. If i had that much money i wouldnt mind as long as it didnt effect the well being of my family. 8) What is your overall business plan? Money at first, World class academy then, and stabilise with the odd big signing. 9) Would you ever intervene on any issue? Where do you draw the line on intervention? Yes , i f***ing own the club. 10) Where do you sit on match days? Where a owner should, in the directors box with my Newcastle Scarf. 11) Would you maintain a high or low-profile? Depends on what its like. 12) How do you respond to the press? No comment. 13) How would you make future managerial decisions? Look on here to see what people think and mix it up with my knowledge and people in the game and make a decision. 14) Would there be fan representation on the board? Yeh, me and my Dad. (and Dave) 15) Anything else you'd do? Design the strips and have a charity as a sponsor . Make the stadium P.A system better . Make the stadium have a glass roof all the way round. Also open the stadium early with pub prices for drink, will create a great atmosphere. Pay for season ticket holders travel to away games.

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s***, so he's thick as mince aswell then. Moat probably wants Ashley to stay as a chairman Isnt Lambias the Chairman ? And? Sorry for the comment , i was being pedantic , no negativity allowed from me now in this thread. When i first heard Barry Moat i thought of the guy from Peterborough for some reason.

s***, so he's thick as mince aswell then. Moat probably wants Ashley to stay as a chairman Isnt Lambias the Chairman ?

This made me lol. "So I'd like to know where, you got the money Said I'd like to know where, you got the money To rock the boat, don't rock the moat baby Rock the boat, don't tip the moat over Rock the boat, don't rock the moat baby Rock the moooooooooat"

I went and it was ok . Most interesting point was the John Carver and Shearer link . And btw the Robert guy got some heckles off people there.

Muhammed saves but Shearer scores the rebound

Crumpy Gunt Ahh right , so has his ITK got the sack ?

Where is Ugly Mackems ?

Fair play to Thomo , as he said a few days ago , is that the first person with the news will be David Craig because of his relationship with Ashley and there is simply no relationship between the board and the Chronicle atm . The Chronicle know jack shit . Thomo , i have faith in you.

There will be some sirous quotage i hope from Thomo when he proves you all wrong.

What's with the "Iam"? Press Conference 1 am

They would have posted if they thought a takeover was going to happen though. Not necessarily, they may have been told to expect something on Tuesday, and been promised some sort of exclusive in exchange for silence. On that chronicle thing for the Dundee match , Lee Ryder said there would be an update on the takeover in yesterdays chronicle but there was zilch.

*cough* *cough* *Nixon*

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Spell it the normal way, Besiktas. If you are sure the club will be sold tomorrow, why does your "ITK" tell you the things about Coloccini, Beye, Bassong and Geremi? If the club is sold, why do the old owners keep selling players?... Answer that one! Bid already accepted and he's negotiating terms i would guess.

Total BS

Going for 0-0 or 1-1 . Team : Harper Raylor Saylor Kadar Enrique LuaLua Barton Guthrie Gutierrez Ameobi Carroll I think well play awful long ball stuff and will be lucky to come away with the draw but i expect a draw.

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The whole stand will be full by the end of the week, the whole stadium would be full 100 times over if everyone who loved him lived within a distance.

You look a bit like Shearer .

Lee Ryder: David Goodwillie takes...

4:32 [Comment From Nixon] Theres only one Battenburg , one battenburg