Fenham Mag

I can imagine John going through previous headlines and writing them down in his notebook to use in press conferences. JC: Papiss is going nowhere! Journo: Could you expand on that John? JC: Papiss Cisse is happy on Tyneside. Journo: and.. JC: Papiss is fit for Hull clash

Their sponsors sounds like how a mackem would say Nutella.

'Bring back Ben Arfa.. clap clap clap clap clap'

17% no Should track their IP's and put them in St Nicks.

As I said earlier, it's all about his ego. Probably was asking for a new contract for him at NUFC, didn't get it. Pretty much a not-so-subtle approach to showing he is the boss, he calls the shots at Palace.

John Carvery I hope you are funny mate, well, funnier than SEMTEX, but that's like saying funnier than AIDS. Bad AIDS.

This signing is 100% about Pardew's ego.

London will change him. All the temptations.

Imagine how unfit he is

Statue>contract.

Why aren't they doing anything about that? Surely against consumer laws?

I like it.

Lambert, daft cunt.

Yeh, absolutely solid player.

Gerrard should be off for that.

Him and Terry are prolific for defenders.

Awful defence

Can I get a hallelujah? It would definitely stoke my interest in Newcastle getting a fellow Naija on board. Amen!

Do we not learn from this crap about loaning players back?

I thought that is who it is supposed to be

'Simpson whips it in'

VI just revealed the secret to Spain's football success. We had Panda pop bottles if no football.

Nee hackies. The utter disappointment when someone didn't bring in a ball to school and begging (almost on the verge of tears) for the PE teacher to lend us one. Failing that, jut steal the year 7's baal.

He's lingering like a bad smell.

Most of the radgies have had decentish toon careers bar Ranger tbf.