Fenham Mag

Just failed the interview John. NO BLOODY CUP RUNS!

That's a pretty decent signing for them.

You can order Fried Chicken?

Alan Pardew: Break the internet

His celebration yesterday was just what he is all about, fucking fistpumps galore.

Definitely related to Colback and Alnwick but dislikes Pardew, hmmm.....

'Wew, deeky that daft cunt heeding the baal'

Surprised Stelling didn't jump in there but I suppose he is still butthurt after what Shearer did for Blyth Spartans. Stelling wasn't on it. Ah, no problems, he can survive.

Surprised Stelling didn't jump in there but I suppose he is still butthurt after what Shearer did for Blyth Spartans.

'Need more Fret'

He's like a really really dull Wesley Snipes.

He scored a really hard goal today. I kinda like him (shuffles shoes).

Doesn't rule it out then. Just normal manager spiel.

He is being cheered for the most simplest of catches. Not sure why he has lasted for so long in the academy.

Reminded me of that Eboue performance for Arsenal when he was subbed on then off for being so shit. We had it for the full 90 and 9 injury time minutes.

Reminds me of a young Burt Reynolds.

It is but it's also quite funny that he's not automatically following his mate. He does look gutted that he is still here like. It's a bit awkward that his son is here too.

Just saw Woodman on the TV in the Newcastle dugout, sickening sight.

Pochettino staring into the camera there

Worst game for us. Useless.

Paul Smith ‏@Smudge1962 24 secs24 seconds ago South East, England BREAKING - Championship club set to rebuff Newcastle's imminent official approach to speak to their manager. #nufc It's McClaren.

Cosy Joes is good

Will be Ben Stevens, worked with him at a few clubs iirc He's that kid on some photos who looked like a Psycho about to kill Pards. http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article6893754.ece/alternates/s2197/Alan-Pardew-and-Mike-Ashley.jpg Little weirdo.

Dave Whelan banned from all football :lol::lol::lol::lol:

My Father was in the same year and football team with John Carver. Absolutely hates him. Says he brown nosed the teachers so much.