Pilko

Well, that didn't take long.

I love Nigel Adkins, his enthusiasm for the game is brilliant.

Are ITV contracted only to use music with "Somebody" in the title? So far, we've had Be Somebody by The Enemy and Use Somebody by Kings of Leon.

Tuncay has been Tunshite. Danny Pugh needs a good haircut.

Almost four!

Whitehead

Agreed.

Fuller! 2-1 Sidibe did so well for that goal.

THANK FUCK, A TITLE CHANGE

Matt Smith's horrific ties.

Keith Andrews is fucking shite, I'd sooner we kept Smith.

Traore isn't having a very good few weeks, is he?

Vela has failed to live up to that hype. He looks a painfully average player.

lol at all the Stoke haters. I don't mind them, I think they've done well to use their strong points.

I would go for Donaldson or Tavernier. I'm torn.

We also have the academy's James Taylor.

I would imagine he would. Do you keep in touch with your old PE teacher Nah, but I know a few people who will. I'll see what I can find out.

My old PE teacher's best mate. Wonder if he knows anything.

Good player, made of glass though.

He's still shite.

Harper Simpson Kadar Coloccini Enrique Guthrie Smith Nolan Gutierrez Lovenkrands Ranger

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL THAT is how you take a penalty, Defoe.

Pissed around last season? Some fantastic re-writing of history there. The manager at the time had a heart attack if you remember & hughton was put in temporary charge & tbh he was absolutely fucking shit and so they brought Shearer in. If anything Ashley's been far nicer to him than he should have been by giving him another chance this year. How is it re-writing history? The man was brought in to give Keegan a hand originally, wasn't he? The three or four times he was caretaker manager, the way he had to put up with Kinnear, the way he was demoted and undermined as Shearer and Dowie came in, despite him being told he was in charge for the season (and DO NOT say "well he was crap therefore Shearer was appointed", because Kinnear was just as bad and he got two contract extensions during his stay) and also the whole sale saga this summer where he didn't know if he was coming or going, along with the complete lack of transfer activity.... that just about signals "pissed around" to me.

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