Pilko

I went to their game today (free ticket, last minute) and they were shite tbf. Nosworthy was their best attacking player, says it all really. Dirty fucking mackem. I wouldn't have sent you updates had I known you were there before your text at the end. I didn't get any of them till I left the stadium. My mate (also a mag, there was 2 spares) sitting with me was getting them off someone else (although the useless cunt texted "2-1" when we asked for the score and all we knew was it was 1-1 ), as I left the stadium my phone went mental and you'd sent about nine texts. But cheers anyway. We also made more noise during the u8's game at half time than during the rest of the game. Had to sit on my hands during the Pompey goal.

I went to their game today (free ticket, last minute) and they were shite tbf. Nosworthy was their best attacking player, says it all really.

West Ham, are down to ten men! Erm, no, nine men... Dyer is on the pitch.

Awwwwwwww unlucky Kieron you PRICK

We currently have 4/5 forwards on our books and 2 centre halves. Top journalism. :lol:

"What do you mean even me?" Oh, sorry Gabby. I forgot you used to be a man, apologies.

Offside for that pen decision. Justice is done by another awful penalty

Macheda isn't even that good. He smells of cabbage too.

What a goal that is by Figueroa

"You get the feeling there'll be goals in this one" - she's trying to sound like Linekar but in reality sounds like someone who can't read an autocue without making obvious that they're reading an autocue.

Why does Hansen always have a pencil in his hands?

http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-1188253988.jpg

Carbon copy of Olofinjana vs Stoke that. Great goal.

That's a bit good from Gary Cahill.

Megson looks like a monk from behind, and a barman from the front.

Aye, definitely. I just dont mind him. Linekars hardly Tommy Cooper like. Linekar has at least a bit of personality about him. Manish is like a robot.

Nah, Manish is dull as fucking dishwater. Even sitting opposite Claridge can't make him interesting.

Gabby Logan can fuck off. And so can you Manish you boring dullard.

What a total cunt of a hat that was in the crowd there.

Berbatov has been such a huge disappointment for Manchester United. Never included in those "shit transfers" lists though.

Is it just me, or do fullbacks nowadays not really bother to block the cross?

Uncharactaristic mistakes from Cech there.

You choo-choo-choose me?

Choose Chris Hughton.