Ashley actually reminds me of "Spawny Get" in the Viz magazine, when every week this stupid bloke would do really fuckwitted things like leaving £1m on the back seat of the bus, or trading in a solid gold necklace in for a dried dog turd. The end of every comic strip he'd get asked by a professor to help him test a machine that played cartoons and was powered by eating sweets and sex with big titted women, or something like that.