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If not at the ground: I wear an away shirt if we're at home, and a home shirt if we're away. If at the ground: I wear something yellow, usually socks - I find that to be a lucky colour for me.

Of that team in the article, only the defence worries me.

If it's implemented after this Sunday's defeat, for the following weekend, then I'm all for it.

Did he? I thought that they simply didn't get on, and Faye wanted to move?

Breaking news SSN - appeal rejected.

He was our best defender last year and those of us who insisted it was a mistake to sell him have been proved utterly right. It's cost us £10m to replace him with a worse player. Everyone suddenly thought he was shit and should be sold purely on the basis that James McFadden tore him a new one at St Andrews.

Andy Carroll at Stoke.

Hey Dave, take note - you could pull the same trick with the t-shirt shop!

Good idea for a thread, I must apologize though because I currently can't be arsed to fill that out.

Yeah, Brummie - is there any chance we might see any of the Villa fringe players in the final game? Delfounso, Salifou, Bannan, Clark, Guzan etc?

http://www.humorscore.com/videos/The_Simpsons_Videos/The_Simpsons_-_Soccer_Riot "Fast kickin', low scorin' and ties? You bet!"

Posted this in the match thread, so: I'm off down my mates - going to be 4 of us there, the other two lads going down are taking a 24-pack each, I'm taking 6 large Brown Ale bottles and there's whatever my mate has at his gaff. The plan is get there for about 11am, play some FM and Fifa and get wankered. Followed by drinking into depression if we go down, or drinking in celebration if we stay up. Shitting myself as it is.

I'm off down my mates - going to be 4 of us there, the other two lads going down are taking a 24-pack each, I'm taking 6 large Brown Ale bottles and there's whatever my mate has at his gaff. The plan is get there for about 11am, play some FM and Fifa and get wankered. Followed by drinking into depression if we go down, or drinking in celebration if we stay up. Shitting myself as it is.

5. It could go any which way.

Haha, thats a shocking miss by Bones. Pompey.

thats all well and good but it wasnt Ferdinand that scored the O.G Was it not? My bad... who was it? Doesn't matter anyway, it got the desired reaction.

Just texted my mackem mate with "Cracking finish that by Anton" The reply: "Fuck off you fucking cunthead"

If only our fucking announcer could have said "GOAL SCORED BY NUMBER 36, MARK VIDUKAAAA!" as quickly as that Pompey announcer managed to do that. GET IN! 2-1

I agree. He's crap, but gets unwarranted stick some of the time - at least he's not hiding from the ball.

They can extend the ban if they think you're taking the piss. Which we are.

Newcastle isn't a big club but half the country will be glued to their sets to watch us go down. The only consolation is that everyone involved with SKY will be shitting their pants at the prospects of mass monthly debit cancellations. Well you can't have it both ways...enjoy the show. Sky have been waiting for a big club to go down for years, and they don't come any bigger than Newcastle United FC. They'll regret it afterwards though (if we go down) they will lose LOTS of subscription money. Well Sky show Championship matches so I imagine we will be on TV as much as they can get away with. Will be cancelling my Setanta subscription though. If mine wasn't free already on the XL package, I'd be doing the same.

Good post, although the bit in bold is concerning me a bit. Saying "ONE" season is quite a big 'if'. And also, going down could well see us do a Leeds unless the people who sort the finances are very shrewd and know what they're doing. Otherwise, spot on.