Pilko

I hope to be hearing more from SkirgeIsGod on the live chat.

No 'probably' about it. Therefore it could be beneficial for us to get twatted in our remaining friendlies and for Hughton to bare his arse in Fenwicks window with ASHLEY IS A BELLEND written on it.

Could be very useful coming off the bench for 20 minutes to close a game down, I agree. No coincidence either that Butt always looks his most useful last season just after an international break. Not playing every game will make him be less shattered.

\o/

Haha, Hart new Pompey manager? You think they'd learn after promoting Adams.

Brilliant. Hope he bags a few.

Stadium of Light was rubbish tbh, and not just because they were playing Stoke. Thankfully it was a free ticket.

Ghastly signing if that's true.

The way that Rozehnal let Cameron Jerome score from an aimless punt up the pitch at SJP was actually fairly similar to what we'd expect from Colo imo.

Close one...

Is that a joke or not? Where the hell is Dave he doesnt seem to be online? He must have swine flu or be dead or something. Hidden his online status probably. Don't think Dave isn't watching, because he is. Lurking in the shadows, waiting to correct that spelling error or put an asterix in the thread title containing a swear word. Wish he'd clear that bastard question up though. I'm so on edge about this he needs to spell out if it's a joke or not.

Wasn't there that Noble-Lazarus kid for Barnsley who played a few first team games aged 15 last season?

That doesn't really make any sense, he was out of contract anyway wasn't he? Yeah, that's right. If anything, him managing to "fire us to safety" would have made any potential move a lot easier for him.

Is that a joke or not?

When he has a beautiful assist you could say it was a nice Frimpong ball. Or when Sanchez hits a lovely ball over the top for a striker, I guess you could say it's a 60-Watt ball.

Barazite's goal was lush. Also like the look of Frimpong (lol) and Sanchez Watt.

Oh for fucks sake you two, stop bickering.

He's just been on SSN saying that he knew City would sign more players in every position when he joined in January, and that he's ready to fight for a place and honour the four years of his contract. Basically he's saying: "I've got four years on a fucking MASSIVE earner here and I might not even have to play!"

wrong. they got beat 4-1 off some traffic cones behind closed doors at darsley park Can't I have have an unrealistic 'ganna win the leeg' moment before the state of the club somehow manages to get even worse than it is now? Access denied.

Strange times indeed. Wonder where Pants Man was when the incident occurred..... http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/media/gallery/2009/apr/29/the-apprentice-week-by-week/Pantsman-9366.jpg

It doesn't say "a fully sized marquee", it says "boxer shorts".

Can't read my, can't read my, you can't read-a my Shola face.

I'd agree with you if you hadn't called him fucking Houghton. It's HUGHTON, H-U-G-H-T-O-N.

You going Keef? I am.