Pilko

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11688_5374150,00.html

I've stopped watching it now, if there's anything worth hearing it'll be on the website.

Wasnt it just to confirm the interest of that profitable group? Well I thought there'd be something else, because that statement was released yesterday, so that doesn't really qualify as "breaking news".

This is shit, they're fucking going on and on about Ronaldo. I want to hear what news Craig had!

Just baffles me why we didn't appoint someone decent when Sven left. Almost everyone knew from day one that the McClaren era would end in tears, not trophies.

Skysports News yellow ticker: PROFITABLE GROUP CONFIRM INTEREST IN BUYING NEWCASTLE David Craig says: - 'Another' declared runner in the race, the Profitable Group - "expressed an initial interest in buying the Club" - "no direct talks have taken place with Llambias or Ashley" - Formerly the "profitable plot company" went into liquidation, some of the directors from that are still in The Profitable Group And now they've interrupted him, for news on Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah man, Pemberton looks like Darren Ferguson.

Crouch's goal was totally fucking legendary

none.

Johnson was average? Come on ffs, he got three assists and constantly delivered clss balls.

Poor Kasper.

Translation: Bassong = Bassong Quitter = to quit Newcastle = Newcastle

Should be easier second half, this is an ageing team.

Are they on commission for every time they say the word "literally"?

Crouch will score. He's mint for scoring against crap sides.

Andorra are like being a League 2 side on FM and then drawing Chelsea in the cup, except every single game. Five at the back, long ball to a lone striker.

He's literally a grade-A cunt.

Andorra would do well to get an offside.

Wahey! Class cross, easy header.

"They literally defend with four in front of a flat back five" Pleat man, just die

Beckham channeling the spirit of Ryan Taylor there.

That was a class flick-on by Crouch.

Just came in to say that, the little bastard. And John Terry sounds like one of those singing fish on the wooden block btw.

Is that Nick Hewer shaking the teams' hands?

It's like what Sky do when they photoshop people's heads onto the shirts.