Pilko

There's a bounty on your head Dave. My cock and balls were last time. When I went to tackle him, he bit my bloody kneecap!

There's a bounty on your head Dave.

I like your idea of lower league, just I can't see my mates wanting that, at all.

The three Souey signed were much, much worse. By a million miles.

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Was considering QPR as well Des.

No need for this bollocks man. Fuck off, or I'll let Nixon write yours. No holds barred.

I'm going! Decided to make a weekend of it, so me and a few mates plan to get there early on the Saturday, then head off to either Arsenal vs Chelsea, Fulham vs Villa or West Ham vs Liverpool, depending on availablity, cost, and whether any of them are moved to the Sunday. Got my train and travelodge now booked, and the tickets for the game go on sale in the next couple o' days.

I like the idea of player profiles, everyone should do their own. I'll do mine in a bit.

christ, dan b, you're going to be mighty frustrated playing upfront with yours truly.

I hate this bullshit about 'deserving' to go down - I'm pretty confident that I deserve a lot of things in life, but I don't get them, and other things which I probably don't deserve I do get. Whoever has the 4th best points and GD will stay in the division, regardless of whether or not they deserved it. Everyone here wouldn't give a shit if we won on the final day at Villa to stay up, after getting battered for 92 minutes, a punt from Harper flicks off Ameobi's arse and goes in. Whether or not it's deserved, you have to accept it. We will stay up if we get more points than three sides, simple as that. If we don't, we go down.

Draw. The longer both clubs go without a (morale boosting) win the better.

SSN mentioned Shearer as 'very impressed' with Carroll's 2-goal haul.

When he says he hasn't got time to make mistakes, I bet he also means "if anyone plays bad, they're out". He's spent a season watching Coloccini on the MOTD sofas and he clearly is aware (and he's probably been told by Hughton as well) that his form could be described as 'patchy' (and thats me being rather generous tbf).

I can remember there was actually a thread about this being our best back four when we went through a very decent defensive period before Beye got injured and Coloccini played a big part in it. There are one or two like Jayson who have been on his back for a while now, some of it is deserved some of it isn't. Once fans get on someone's back it becomes a snowball effect. Boumsong by the end of his time here was taking the blame for Alan Ramage's mistakes. That aside, you're spot on btw.

Foy is one of the better refs in the league, good news.

Yeah, have to hide them from Jon Parkin Nixon like. Is Mick going to be returning as official photographer?

You forgot "blue team's half time jaffa cake feast"

I bet he picks Owen.

Bet you Carroll starts for the first team.

Pulis always reminds me of a competition winner.

Literally cannot believe how fucking unlucky we've been with certain players being injured. I'm waiting for the corpse of Jeremy Beadle to jump out tbh.

sigh.

Was that at Nixon, or the news from Wullie?