Pilko

You can't spell "UEFA Champions League Winners" without "Sunlun"

Awful game, even worse result. Wall pushing cunts with yet another soft as shite pen to go with all the offside goals and cheap decisions they've had all season. Fuck them. VAR will ruin them next year.

at the "lock the thread" people. Just don't read it if you think it's cack, wait for an update in the title ffs.

Talk about the England squad please.

Lol he just scored innit

This is boring like

Lee Ryder negotiated a great price for the lie detector machine from the Jeremy Kyle Show fire sale.

This is torture like.

Normally about 10, 11pm you get an influx of "tomorrow's stories" updates from the papers innit?

Aye, I was just about to suggest similar. I'm sure they've said this before.

That article is nowt new like. Craig Hope just being a bellend by highlighting the most negative points.

I really like Grealish and also quite like Dean Smith, but aside from that fucking hell Villa are abhorrent.

We've got The Sheikh*, you've got The Don You've got Aiden McGeady, we've got Miggy Almiron We've got Ayoze Perez and Rafa as the boss You've got Charlie Wyke and Jack fucking Ross! *subject to terms and conditions

Turn the internet off, nothing's going to beat that

Anyone fancy posting that Edwards article who has access to it?

The lawyer is apparently called Ahli McBeal.

The Sun reporting again too.

Bet this rumbles on and on and on.

That's the way the Cewkie crumbles.

not arsed in the slightest if it goes wrong eventually. It'll be more fun than skinflinting 14th every year.

Sheikh it like a Pardaroid picture.

Ashley went to McDonalds and found a thick shake. An Arab leader with a low IQ...

1-1 draw, gans to pens, Honeyman to miss and Charlton go up.

Don't think there's a more pointless job Rafa could take than the bloody Sellick job. I even include us in that.

Seems like a very short pre-season that.