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Or maybe he has taken time to reflect and think about a way to improve his performance. You know like most of us do when things aren't working. Just saying, like Luke I much prefer sandpit hopping God-botherer Jonathan Edwards. Hell, even mackem Carlos Edwards is streets ahead.

I expect he'll have drowned his sorrows at The Diamond today, Sunday lunch with four gravy boats and fawa or five bottles of Newcastle Broon (what Geordies drink).

His plan for this will be "have a crack". Brucey's tactical plans fit on the back of a tab packet, or most probably on the back of a takeaway menu.

I really really really hope this is a mauling. I want to see Bruce burst.

"I only walked in the door 4 weeks ago; I'll roll up me sleeves and get stuck into it cos there's plenty more work to be done." Christ Almighty.

I watched today and that's probably the last time I will for a while. We weren't in the game from kickoff and were schooled by a Championship side. Not going to waste any more time watching this drivel in future weeks, general MoTD viewing aside.

Him and ASM injured is hilarious. 55 million quid's worth of belated signings crocked and out of action is exactly what Bruce and Ashley deserve.

Wuh got wuh backsides kicked.

Scuttled. 5-0.

15. Fucked with this fat lesbian-lookalike gimp in charge.

We were never in that from minute 1. So much for Brucie "firing them up".

"Wuh got wuh backsides kicked" Charnley won't sack him so let us pray the fat disgusting talentless waste of oxygen has a heart attack before Christmas. An old hat, obese, talentless cunt managing our team won't end well.

I think eventually we're going to do without centre midfielders. Brucey already phasing them out. Just loads of CBs booting it long to some forwards.

Wagner'll go back IMO.

Anyone think Huddersfield could do a Sunlun this season? They just seem to have that chronic losing habit and a manager who's not vastly experienced... can still get 8/1 for them to drop.

We always lose at Carrow Road. 3-1 home win.

Apparently he polishes his head in the local bowling alley's Shine O Ball O.

Willems is more at fault IMO. Stood there with his finger up his arse daydreaming, you can tell the pass is a bit short a good second or two before he reacts.

Potter must be shite, cos Merson "worries for Brighton". He'll finish about 10th, 11th with that Brighton team this year.

it was a shambolic free-for-all with a midfield more lopsided than the manager's nose by the end. "Not too bad" though.

Tell you what like, those blokes who use the good old "whey I get out away from the missus for a few hours y'kna" line as justification for attending must be married to modern day equivalents of Myra Hindley or Rose West if the match is preferable.

Steve Bruce in 2019. He was shit in 1999 ffs.

"Well if you switch off in the Premier League for a second you get your backsides kicked, that's for sure. We need to dust ourselves down for next week,"

Willems wants fucking shooting for that. Lazy and shite.

Shelvey runs at the rate his hair grows.